Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
how to talk to your significant other 101
It was obvious she didn’t volunteer because she thought she could win, she did it to save Annie Cresta.
The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself.
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
Keep sending me numbers if you wish, but I’ll answer them and the ones I have later tonight or tomorrow morning, because the ask game has lost me three followers, ahaha.